I see your vodka and raise you a White Russian.

Listen up, Catalano. Some of us just fall down. We just do. So take your highlights and your reliable center of gravity and go piss on someone else's cornflakes.

"chosen for their rarity and chocolate flavor"

Pretty! I've always thought clear diamonds were kind of boring. We went with an aquamarine for my engagement ring and I love how pretty it is, and how much less it cost!

The worst part about all these crappy "chocolate diamonds" is the ugly-ass settings they put them in. Yours is lovely!

Husband got me this brown diamond years ago. And love it. And I have never once associated it with chocolate? I just like how antiquey it looks. And I don't really care much for chocolate. And the lower price was a turn-on!

According to her website, she's a psychologist, model, and disability rights-advocate. She was also Miss Wheelchair New York.

<Hand over mouth.> I can't believe he said this stuff, but I'm totally glad he did. Yes, you're right, objectification doesn't fix inequality. But wow. It helps. This girl. Truth is, it's easier to feel good about something if someone is actually on the sidelines cheering on and saying that you're beautiful (if not…

Gus Kenworthy is bringing four Sochi puppies home with him, and he's cute, and he likes Adventuretime.

You know what pisses me off? The comments from people attacking/being rude with those folks who are confused or not understanding.

Yes, but.

Then the OCD in you should get with the times.

SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT WANT THIS LOOFA I JUST SPENT THE PAST FIVE YEARS MAKING FOR YOU OUT OF MY OWN HAIR? OH MY GOD THAT IS INFORMATION THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TO ME FIVE YEARS AGO.

I'm sorry, when a selfie hurts someone, I'll get behind this. But right now it's people just posting things they're loving. Yeah, there's inherent bragging behind it, but WHO CARES? I love seeing my friends enjoying themselves!

Whilllleee I agree that these are a bunch of whining douchenozzles (ohhhh so sorry its cold outside precious, now you know how all the depressed kids at Case Western feel when they have to put on two pairs of fleece lined jeans on the daily), a lot of college classes leave *no* slack.

The lab course I teach has a…

Yup. I give my students 3 "free" days - no questions asked, no points deducted after which point, I require documentation. I figure they are adults and can deal with it.

So these are college students, right? As in adult college students who can choose to either brave the cold and get to class or skip and stay warm and cozy in bed. Not high school kids or kindergarteners? Because that's a lot of whining. That's the fun of college: you could choose whether or not you went to class.

Not saying she was right, but man, is this ever a good example of a one-sided story.

I'm an actor. Five years ago I moved to Seattle with zero networking contacts, so I auditioned for *everything*. Every. Freaking. Thing.

why do any type of body modification? why pierce your nose? why dye your hair, or get a tattoo?