The proportions are off, but good job, good effort.

Spider-Boots, how do they work?

She's 20.

No, I'm pretty sure you're the only donkey here.

Seen it before, but for some reason I'm now getting a "silent film" vibe off of it.

>or because you play as a woman.(which is known that some males refuse to play as a female, it might interfere with their masculinity!)

If you don't love Bumblebee for some reason — maybe you are a communist, which is okay — once you watch the final scene from the Transformers Prime Beast Hunters series, where the Autobot scout takes out the leader of the Decepticons and gets his voice back, you will want him to have your babies.

I watched it again before linking, and I found myself laughing really hard.

Yeah, the jury'll believe that. Play up your state of mind. Maybe cry a little, show regret. We're going to get through this, Patty - can I call you Patty? - just stick with me!

Escort missions. Not being able to pause when you need to. Never having a line piece appear in Tetris.

That's no way to talk about retail employees!

Truth is, this wouldn't stop the complaining. It would just make it louder. Some kid gets sexually abused, to say the least, decides - or realizes, or admits - that he wants to be a woman, then dresses like a Tactical Streetwalker and is brutally tortured for some reason by someone who used to be her friend and idol.

>It's not about sex appeal being bad — it is about sex appeal not being an intrinsic part of the character of Samus.

Lara Croft and Black Widow are both Strong Female Characters, and they have tons of sex appeal.

The stereotype is that Men's Rights Activists have adopted the fedora as their symbol. This is because the fedora is considered a symbol of douchebaggery, and many internet feminists want to think of them as douchebags. Since it's considered a male piece of haberdashery, it also helps with the also-incorrect…

>pretty much every one of their posts accusing everyone else of strawmanning

Introducing Hotaru no Nikki (ホタルノニッキ Firefly Diary), a new puzzle adventure game from Nippon Ichi software. In the game, you take the role of a magical firefly with the objective to lead a little horned girl, Mion, out of a dark ruin filled with traps and shadow monsters. I'm probably not the only person who thinks…

Yes, and you guys had such an intelligent, compelling argument, too. "HAW HAW TRANS GAY BROWN PEOPLE IN A VIDEO GAME HOW STUPID IS THAT also something about Metroid I guess?"

Funny Sex

No, this is comedic.