Vertical Class 7 would be the category I would give it.

I’ve wanted a modern El Camino for decades, and I’m not the only one. Lots of design concepts out there from different companies, but nobody seems to be putting much effort into it.

The LUUUUVVVVV Boooooaaaat!

Proposal: Bring back the Maverick Grabber.

They make them walk to the bus stop on Sunset no matter how far their mansions are from it. I only wish I was joking.

AKA Brentwood

No doubt, they were really on the hard stuff by then.

Classic Penthouse at that!

Oh, I remember exactly!  Why is the Puf’N’Stuff mayor hanging out at McDonald’s?  We kids were confused enough during that time, trying to imitate Evel Knievel and the Six Million Dollar Man.

Banana Splits weren’t terrifying. H.R. Puf’N’Stuff, however, was terrifying.

Jason, your bedtime stories have just got to be the best!!!

I hate that we live in a world where it makes more financial sense to distort Smart into some trend-chasing mini SUV maker than to joyfully flood the roads with microcars, roadsters, and other oddballs.

The Raptor was brake-checking and sped up to block the Accord; that behavior could have easily killed somebody, and not just the asshole in the Accord.

Those are more like the central CT “Steamed Cheeseburgers” like Ted’s. Louie’s does that whole “vertical grilled” thing with white bread, which is still weird but at least is not wet.

Bravo for the Douglas Adams ref.

I would absolutely love to see a follow-up article: what are the cheapest new cars still on sale in America, and what are the best used cars you could buy at the same price? That seems like it would be up Jalopnik's alley.

I doubt people are doing that, tho. They are more likely taking out 84 month loans on something large and overpriced. 

There was a large GM factory presence in my town and many older people are committed to the brand.

Hell yeah, I got my grandmother a CPO one when her Subaru’s exhaust fell off and she was done with it. Great little car.

I never understood the hate for the Pinto (I mean except the whole exploding gas tank and fiery death thing, which Ford had resolved by 1980...)