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The only one I ever owned was an ‘84 Dodge Colt with the twin-stick manual. (Ever seen one of those?) It was 80% rust by volume by the time I got it (1996), but it would start in -30F weather and got 40 MPG in town. Handled well, too from what I recall. Definitely in the upper tier of the dirt-cheap beaters I’ve

Also, have you ever tried anchoring a body to the bottom of the Detroit River with an LCD? Don’t even bother.

I can’t believe they didn’t go with “None of this is as crappy as you’d think” from the Unboxing video.

Was it, though? Maude was having an abortion 30 years before that. 90s teen dramas were addressing it 10 years before that. It seemed like cowardice to me.

Humans were 30% smaller back then, before the internet, corn syrup and the Ayatollah made everyone bigger.

You clearly forgot about the Korvidian GG2200

Jason, Jason, Jason, How could you forget the incredibly popular Zündapp Janus? I believe that had pretty much the same door front and rear door, or at-least the same basic shell.

You'd smile too if you were from a town called Dingolfing.

Not even remotely like Menace II Society, but I just rewatched Ganja and Hess, and, boy, the political critique is great.

It’s unnerving for a while, funny for a while, and seemingly endless.  It’s the kind of thing that could last anywhere between three minutes and six weeks, and it wouldn’t make any fucking difference.

What’s this air deflector the wagon comes standard with? Why don’t new cars advertise zinc compound bumpers anymore? I so wish I could tell people my car has buckskin seats in it.

I was struggling to recall who Shirley Jackson was (its a quite pedestrian name) then I remembered. She was days away from being lobotomized in a mental hospital when her first novel got accepted for publication, so the doctors said ‘In that case, nevermind’.

super excited to see this. I thought “We Have Always Lived in the Castle” was a little too tame (they focused too much on cousin Charles and he’s not that interesting and it was the least interesting performance in the movie). It was well cast, they just didn’t really explore the potential. I think “Stoker” was

The rush of nostalgia I got off Season 3 of Stranger Things was unbelievable. There was nothing in the world like the 80s mall. 

Fuck 12 and everyone who supports them. If someone uses a vehicle as a weapon I hope someone else stands their ground and puts a bullet through their windshield. If you think you need to drive through a protest, don’t. Go around. Park and walk if you got to. And if an angry mob surrounds your vehicle then beg for

No, it’s not. Also, fuck you

YOU ARE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are the writers here just bored anymore? Doctor of opinions over here trying to fluff that paycheck. Imagine thinking using periods right now in the world is an issue that warrants this type of write up...