You're intimidated that you've never had your cock that close to pussy...aren't you.

id say an increase in framerate and reduction of screen tearing stuttering in cutscenes would be well worth it

They probably need to recreate almost everything in the original gameworld using polygons in a modern engine, as they were made mostly using voxels.

No I miss the Dead Space franchise... and then I remember DS3's DLC ending and remember why it is no more. . .

These are all, so, so beautiful. Why are they for a mobile game? Why not a full console Ooo? Why have we been forsaken so?

I can't get over Tommy Lee Jones in the second ad. I'd heard of American stars doing crazy Japanese advertisements but I've never actually seen it before. My mind... is blown.

my fingers are crossed for Mr T and the A Team.

Rainbow Road...we meet again.

"adding that sooner or later there would be disagreement over a groping incident by a drunk passenger on the plane."

And thus the tale of the immortal bread had begun. It shall never be stale, shall never be dry. It's moistness shall never fade from this world.

Final Fantasy XIII ("There's a break in the hallways near the end")

Stop taking about Arkham! You want a Batman movie tie-in, this is it here.

Hope you enjoy Dark Souls 2 Tina. Don't be afraid to drop your soapstone and hit up some jolly cooperation. If you use the little one you get rewarded with these stones you can trade in the nest (in the intro area) for stuff like twinkling titanite. Just make sure to wear your gear with item find when you do it,…

next step: first person(goat?) simulator. with VR support.

Insane bowling skills AND the beard of a champion? Dude's got it all.

The Korean War, from what I have read and heard, is incredibly depressing. Huge casualty counts, freezing cold and no just cause, just global politics. Both of my Grandparents refuse to talk about it.

"Brothers!"

It's essentially a Prison for Haxors.