Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Yes, because she gets plenty of love already. She doesn’t need support. She needs a reason to even LOOK like she’s fighting to win a nomination. Her smug demeanor has “I already have this in the bag” written all over it while she occasionally panders to the base when it seems politically convenient.

“This is about so much more than Planned Parenthood. Health care for an entire generation is at stake.”

I don't think Patton Oswalt will ever go off the deep end. I've noticed that he tends to use backlash as a learning experience instead of just getting defensive. I'd like to think he likes having his mind expanded, whereas Ricky Gervais is OBVIOUSLY already right about everything. I see so many things he says and I…

Hi, Jeff!

Mansplaining mansplaining? MANSPLEPTION.