Capitalism has a stranglehold on American media. There is no such thing as left capitalism, and the center is a myth, therefore the right has a stranglehold on American media.

I don’t know that competitiveness can actually alter the physics and biology of a human body.

Probably because it is the most boring and predictable joke one could make.

I will never understand why states don’t just do an omnibus repeal of dumb laws and move on.

Yeah, I know the feeling. I get really worried about some people for this exact reason. I have one friend who always says “inside” when the correct word would be “in.”

The attorney is a graduate of Stephen A. Smith School Of Legal Matters And Other Things Of That Nature.

Yeah, but legally there is no way this guy intellectually enjoys anything.

This is the only comment that matters or has ever mattered.

It’s staggering how many people don’t get this. Yes, there are some innocent bystanders who get shot and it’s terrible and we need gun control, but by and large, it’s not hard to avoid getting murdered in a major city.

Your party and your ideology are poisoning America. I don’t care what you think.

What a cheerful, warm booking photo!

That would definitely be an idiotic merger. I expect it will happen soon.

The Poop would be a good nickname, since they’d still be a trash team with a trash owner even after changing the name.

Sure, you’re “moderate.” Let the gays get married while I eat the poor. I know your kind.

You used the phrase “virtue signaling” in 2017. Pretty clear who your team is.

Was this play by play dude that “bah gawd” guy from wrestling?

On the other hand, the Angels might have just wasted a lot of money, which is a good thing.

That doesn’t even make sense, man. Sorry your boy lost in Alabama tonight though! Must be rough on you.

You consider yourself a Republican, so that means the pedophilia is the only thing stopping you from voting for Moore, right? You’re not exactly one of the good guys either, chief.

Dude, you don’t even know what your own dogwhistles mean. How is it “virtue signaling” to have an opinion about the way a guy rides a horse? What virtue is being signaled?