Hitler’s paintings were better than Roy Moore’s horsemanship.

He did at least know to pronounce it “armadilla” though

That’s all well and good, but is Mark Sanchez elite?

Isn’t this the Nazi prince? Maybe they’re just trying to be deferential to his royal wishes.

Hating the Yankees has been cool since before you were born.

And what the fuck are the “right plays off the field”?

Okay, here you go: Derek Jeter was a shit defensive player, and he’s a shit team owner. Clear enough for you, you turd?

You’re Goddamn right he was.

Huh. This is interesting. You’re a fucking sack of shit.

Near crimes? These are actual crimes, you know that right?

Isn’t that every Bud Light though?

Okay, let’s pretend you’re not blaming Jefferson here, and you really are “just making a point”: what the fuck is the reason for posting it?

If you buy tickets because you want to be a sack of shit and scream vileness at other human beings, you’re a shitty person and you deserve no happiness in life.

Hey, you can use other kinds of punctuation.

I love it when a player like him actually makes it into the stands to teach a fan like you the facts of life. It doesn’t happen often enough.

I’ll take everything before St. Anger. It’s not all *really* Metallica, but it’s still good rock music played by the members of Metallica.

I’ve never watched it, but I enjoy reading Bix and all the commenters talking about it.

Did we ever find out who the chick on the right wants to free?

That’s the good Cardinals Bro shit right there. You’ve been mainlining the Cardinal Way and it shows.

Maybe he wouldn’t have to keep pretending to apologize if people like you weren’t so tight-assed about victimless non-crimes like planting a flag and talking trash at a football team that is cheap-shotting you every third play.