Presumably he’ll be forced to apologize for this by tomorrow.

She was declaring that anyone who had done gay porn was categorically unsafe. Pretty homophobic shit.

“I only told you how I really feel about you because I didn’t know I was talking to you.”

“This is the problem with a lot of hardcore ideologues”—people with no moral convictions whatsoever

And it’s pretty clear from the options you give that there is just a frothing NEED in the progressive community to tear down Lena Dunham.

They did not claim to have intimate knowledge of “the situation.” They claimed to have “insider knowledge of Murray’s situation.” That could mean any number of things, and it was deliberately constructed in that way for that reason. They wanted to fool you into thinking they were claiming to have intimate knowledge of…

Was someone homophobic?

Yup. This is why “ad hominem” is not actually a fallacy. The person making an argument very much affects whether that argument can be taken seriously.

Oh my God you cracked the case. You are a very good investigator. Someone better put you on the Lincoln assassination so we can finally solve that one.

It’s true. Nobody else has scored a touchdown this year.

Which numbers don’t say he sucks? When every number says he sucks, there’s a pretty good case to be made that he sucks.

Biggus dickus.

By the way, it’s fascinating that you assume I’m an anti-Semite because I’m a progressive. Says a lot about you.

Hey, are you talkin bout PRACTICE? We talkin bout PRACTICE?

Yes, I absolutely do hate some people. I hate Nazis, for instance. I hate Republicans in Congress. I hate simpering limp moderates who cripple every attempt at progress. Hate is a justified reaction to those whose actions destroy lives.

POOP JOKES: THE MOVIE starring Mike Myers as Poop Jokes

You joke, but should we maybe be talking about this as a real idea? That any two teams mathematically out of contention and scheduled to play each other both forfeit automatically and no win or loss is recorded?

Would you even know if they were? I don’t suspect many deserters made a point of recording it for posterity.

I think the way we’d know is that only one of those years had the internet.

Hell, I liked them well enough until the second World Series title.