Oh come on, there can’t be such a treatment. Who invented it, Doctor Fitzergood from the Rockhard Clinic?

Yeah, those aren’t really the kinds of arrangements you can make in a plea deal. Life isn’t a movie.

“But what was she wearing? I’m not saying it justifies what Weinstein did, it just seems negligent not to mention it.”—you, literally

I think you have made a poor argument. Therefore, a giant man should drop an elbow on your neck from behind while you’re prone on the ground and not expecting it. This is correct punishment for all bad things.

Oh God, not one but two women have to put up with you? Yikes. Anyway, pretty rich to be called a pretentious snob by someone bragging that his USC degree makes him the pre-eminent film scholar of the world.

Are you forgetting the part where he was in charge of the Warriors for half a season and they played incredibly well?

You’re adorable.

Jeez, you’re an awful Sonics Bro AND you kill your cats? Fuck, man.

Only one star for such a key assist?

Same. My highlights are all online.

Yup, typical smug liberal bro shit, just like always from you.

My brother wouldn’t be caught dead shooting digital. He shoots on film only. You know, like someone who gives a shit.

Anyone who was paying attention.

I’m glad you appear to have been acquitted of murder for punching a hole clean through that filth’s head.

Oh God, do you think we’re going to get the Derek Jeter is a sex monster story? Pray with me.

Fuck Derek Jeter. He was always overrated as fuck in every aspect of his game, he represented the bland corporateness of the New Yankees, and everyone seemed like they were required to like him for some reason, like it was contractual. It never looked like he had a second of fun on the field. Fuck Derek Jeter. At…

Hey dude. Stop sexually harassing your coworkers.

You weren’t replying to anyone. You were just commenting. You just needed everyone to know that ACTUALLY Matt Lauer totally just flirted with women too much and we should all lighten up.

I’ll be sure to tell my actual filmmaker brother that a USC film grad says he’s an idiot for not enjoying a poorly shot cartoon movie trilogy with flat characterizations, terrible blocking, and a clunky structure.

Ripping off Edward R. Murrow the entire time.