JoliePolie
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JoliePolie

As a tall girl, I always had trouble finding jeans that were long enough to fit. One of my mother's hippie-dippy friends told me to sew lace at the bottom of them for the extra couple of inches.

@scarletvirtue - plays well with scissors: He's an idiot in general—this is a 39-year-old man who will die knowing pretty much what he knows now. I tend to have more patience with the truly stupid.

@Alohamaid: That's it! Thank you. How is it that those are the types of titles that catch a 10-year-old's eye at the bookfair? I mean beside the stick-on earrings, which were my non-book favorite items.

The guy I carpool with is LDS. We were in my car when I found out that the ban on gay marriage had been overturned here in CA. I was so happy and mistakenly turned to him and said, "Isn't that great?!" with a huge smile on my face.

@GretchenWeiners: I spent a good two years of my life reading and rereading the Dawn Rochelle series. So morbid and I loved it. Poor Sandy!

My grandma rocked the above glasses—she looked wicked awesome in her skintight dresses, sleek hair, and cateyes. Wish she had never swapped them for the clunky ones she wears now. They always have crystals in the corners though, no matter the style!

There have been plenty of Curious George/GWB comparisons throughout the years and, oddly enough, it's given me a sort of affection for GWB. Until I remember he's our president. Then I feel sad.

I switch around. Usually shave it all off, but I get a Brazilian every six weeks or so. It's so nice and soft afterward. I do it for me only because hair bugs me and my husband doesn't care. I make my husband trim.

George Clooney must have read the Harper's Baazar piece. She is into The Secret. That'd be enough for me to kick her to the curb. She's cute and savvy enough to find someone else to take care of her and she probably has enough stories to dine on for the rest of her life.

@clevernamehere: I am 5'10" and had no problem. I even had a height requirement set at above 6'2" or something, which some guys said was insulting, but I got tired of dating guys two inches shorter while I was in flats.

I met my husband on Match.com, but was a successful dater in "real life" too and just wanted to expand my horizons more than I could in person, oh, and I had a height requirement that was easier to stick to online. I do think that if you're unsuccessful meeting quality people in person, it'll still be true online

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: A virgin with boobs. Although I don't know why the breasts are a tad more disturbing to me than all manner of sea creatures and insects most toys tend to stick on your clit.

No amount of Dior mascara is going to help those smug, beady eyes anyway. Total waste.

@es-ki-mo: Exactly. I was a champion Road Header, until I read that book at about 21 and stopped. I finally worked up the nerve to do it with my husband. We thoroughly enjoyed it until eight months ago when we were pulled over. The cop knew what we were doing and only cited me for not wearing a seatbelt. He winked and

This is a catch-22 for me. I feel so bad for the baby having to deal with the crush, but a pic of Shiloh and either/both parents makes my ten minutes.

I have found my people! I only just discovered this feature and found myself with tears in my eyes while reading some of the posts on my favorite childhood books. All the hokey thoughts I had, and never spoke about, were had by many of you.