@StarDrowned: Wasn't trying to defend the ginormoboobs, they are ridiculous, but it is a game, so it can be ridiculous if it wants.

@(Zombie) Jölan: Additionally I am frustrated with people who try to fault games for not being realistic. Games by nature are about escapism and fun, not realism, so faulting something for not being what it isn't intended to be is faulty logic.

@Cpryd001: perhaps I misread the tone, but the post came across derisively. In real life anyways when people say things like that it comes across as "Haha those games are bullshit, I am better than that." If I misunderstood the intent of the post I apologize, but it came across as derisive mockery, and that is why I…

@Pombar: I'm not angry about it, but people who apply realism to video games in an effort to somehow put others down and make themselves feel better about themselves are, as I said before, trolls or stupid.

@Action Fitz: its a damn video game and people who bring up stuff like this are either trolling or stupid.

Do Mavericks dream of electric sheep?

I need a new hat, preferably gaming related and preferably a baseball ap style hat. Any suggestions?

@m0re: it doesn't? Then why the hell did I just order every RPG ever off ebay?!

Should have been called Driving Miss Zombie

@dubculture: well played good sir. That being said, it was more than serviceable, and much better than a lot of FPS stories out there.

@danthetaliban: Did I say they were?

There's a rubbish story in addition to the awesome (albeit convoluted) one? How do I unlock it?

@njnaz765: well played

@Treponema_Pallidum: or... you know it could be a shop...

WiiPoop

YESSS

@McWarrior: haha. Wasn't sure if anyone would get the reference, idk how popular it is.

nsfw as it contains a cartoon phallus

@-MasterDex-: yeah I know, but thinking about it from the perspective of someone wanting to play it fresh it would irk me. Like saying (Mass Effect 1 spoiler written backwards) ertceps rehto eht sllik neras retfa. For example. Still an early on thing, but can still be a spoiler