Do you also call pizza “’za”?

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

Medical autoclaves sanitize surgical instruments by heating them to a temperature between 250 and 273 degrees.. A charcoal fire can reach up to 700 degrees, but is typically around 500 degrees. There may be some species of volcanic bacteria that can survive at those temps...but if they found their way to that grille…

Waste? Tina there was a fly on the pie, she would have been justified to nuke the whole town.

a diarrhea catapult aimed straight at the stars & bars am i right

I disagree.

omg, then you could make potato salad out of it again after roasting!

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

No, it’s real.

So basically, he’s the George Lucas of dude-blogging.

That looks like a delicious game of Simon.

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.