Seeeeeeeee my vest!

I'll give you all a real deal on my Cotton Consommé - just $7 a cup. It promotes ketones, removes toxins in your bloodstream, and offers a natural immune boost.

"I trusted you."

BUT HAS ANYONE TALKED TO THE STIG! WHAT ABOUT THE STIG MAN!

i tell people that i needed to lose weight because my doctor told me i was going to die and that usually shuts them up from saying stupid shit

The Top Gear USA haters were right. Upon contact with Tanner Foust, Top Gear died. RIP in Peace Top Gear :(

Same deal with women getting into any male dominated space. You'd think at least the straight guys would appreciate a shift away from the sausage-fest, but fuck that noise. Can't have a woman liking anything they like, that makes them less womanly.

Which seems strangely parallel to the role he's playing here...

The internet: where you can get yelled at simultaneously for being pro and anti-rabbit because of the same article!

I think the cuter the animal is, the more delicious its meat will taste.

Chloe Moretz actually went topless and this is a censored bar.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Definitely my favorite How I Work article yet. Thank you Ira for taking the time out of your life for this.

When I first read this I thought you wrote, "May you never leave BangPandora," like an internet blessing.

"You're too drunk" was a personal favorite.