Psh Penabler just meant to post this, before any one else raises him up on HIGH

WHOA SPOILER ALERT YOU JACKASS. GOD DAMN IT

If you look in BLOG MODE which is the only way to roll on Gawker: http://blog.jezebel.com/, it shows authors to the right.

Gypsies are the real threat no one is talking about these days

I was under the impression his secret vice was that he liked the tender romance of a throbbing tumescent member?

Well anyone would change their surname from Rumpnumbler you fool

Paleo/primal with intermittent fasting? Well done. I hope your one meal is YUGE though if you're not going to eat 2-3.

All this bellying-aching about kids cartoons. My kids watch the Erotic Adventures of Aquaman and so far there have been zero complaints

We all know you had the ladies brought to your Tikrit palace compound by your security team for nonconsensual mustache rides so don't act like it was a lot of work on your part

Let's be clear about one thing: Liz Lemon is smoking hot.