Bert's middle name, of course, is Dundunn.

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

Two things here. One, there's a valid point about the easy-stance, Look how NOT racist I am train by opportunistic talking heads. You saw this particularly with the Sandusky case, where the stories, at a certain point, became not about the victims, but about giving writers or pundits a platform to show just how…

A Schiano man would've collapsed in Seattle.

"Excuse me, what time does Twister sta-"

I'd like that ref to explain why he just stood there while an NHL player got punched repeatedly in the back of the head. Unfuckingbelievable.

The sad thing is that this is probably going to make Emery the most beloved Flyers goalie in years.

A little side-story (and the moment AI went from idol to icon for me.) His second year in the league, AI played against my hapless "Yinka Dare" Nets. I was 15. My dad took me to the game and because the nets were so attrocious we were able to get good seats. My god father had been the Dean of Students at GTown during…

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH WHAT A DILDO AMIRITE GUYS?

you're racist.

You're a fucking racist douchebag. Kill yourself.

As a Bucks fan, it sure seemed like he elevated everyone around you in that woeful and painful summer of 2001....I mean, Aaron McKie, Snow...Jumaine Jones....

Sure, he made some decisions I wish he would not have. But he was amazing at Georgetown for those 2 years and to me, pound for pound, he is the most amazing…

He is also unacceptably brown.

ron artest serves the same function

LET ME TELL YOU THAT ERIC SNOW GUY REALLY FLOURISHED ONCE HE GOT AWAY FROM IVERSON

you're one of those guys who just didn't like him because he had cornrows, tattoos, and released a rap song once.

Numerous? The only incident on his entire Wikipedia page where he was accused of violence (and probably wrongfully) was the bowling alley brawl, in which case, I have news for you: teenagers get into fights sometimes.

You remind me of my ultra-conservative father, who refuses to view a film unless he agrees with the major actors' and actresses' political views. Did you ever watch Iverson play? The post has nothing to with his personal life. You dumbass.

Deeply poor man suddenly becomes insanely wealthy, gives most of his money to his poor family in Virginia, and develops a gambling habit and an alcohol problem. What an asshole.

Damn, so much pure vitriol for straight-up children in this comment section. Who is forcing all of y'all at gunpoint to look at these funeral selfies? Just wondering.