If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

Mushnick uses the words "baby mama" three times in a 550-word article about said "baby" being killed. He uses the word "mother" zero times.

What a powermove! Classic Schiano Man!

I see what you mean, you're just wrong. Nationality goes beyond where you were born and where your parents were born. A person born into citizenship is a citizen, end of discussion.

The problem is.... that citizenship is not as simple as that. Take Viera for instance, he was born a French citizen because his grandfather served in the French Army in Senegal. It's bullshit to not allow people to play who are born into citizenship because they were born outside the borders. Colonialism presents a…

Jack Wilshere: "If I went to Spain and lived there for five years I am not going to play for Spain."

Would those logs float away without the anchor?

You Owned Limbs Once.

When I was in high school, I worked as a bag lugger/general bitch at a country club. One of the members one summer ceased to be a member the next, and because he was a generous tipper, I was moderately disappointed by this so I asked one of the guys he usually played with where he went. His story was that the guy…

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

No offense, but white people not getting it is a large part of the joke.

He asks, nervously

Do you think you were blacklisted for your political outspokenness?

Everyone gets it, the fact that tOSU people thinks that no one understands is why everyone hates them.

I understand it. But you understand that it comes off as super smug, right?

Unless you worked in some capacity in or around the patriots clubhouse, I have no idea how you could possibly know this.

My favorite stat so far:

he apparently said "it" and "thing". It was no mistake. You don't call any human being "it", not even by mistake

This was a private company, not the NCAA, using their likenesses to make money. If some company was using your name and image to make money don't you think you deserve a cut (and a say in whether or not they could do it at all)?