It might just be the broadcast delay, but the clock's doing some funny thing in that clip. Look at the countdown with 9 seconds left.

In America, you ask if anyone's got a recording of your Cub father, but in Russia, you put the cub in a leg lock until it calls you uncle.

Boy, you don't see someone like him every day. I mean, what kind of coach is fine with his player dancing for the fans after a win?

So much power... I could end world hunger, cure AIDS, start a new era of peace and prosperity...

I'm not even going to get into the fucked-up racial dynamics of the bowling-alley brawl in favor of just reminding everyone that his conviction was overturned by a court of appeals.

Please, let me address your points: 1.) Wrong. 2.) Wrong. Have a good day.

He will always and forever be my favorite player not just because of what he did on the court, but because he's served as a perfect litmus test: if you don't like Allen Iverson because of the way he dresses, the way he talks, and the things he does off the court, I can't be around you.

But Michael Beasley treats his enormous joints like Faberge Eggs and he's the bad guy?

Really? Looks pretty clear that the crown of #25's helmet hits the side of Amendola's head, which gets knocked back into #53's facemask. Look at how his arm goes limp– he's unconscious before he hits the ground. That's not happening if he gets hit in the shoulder.

haha yeah he got knocked out on the field by a helmet-to-helmet shot what a fragile little whelp

Funnily enough, he thumb was only a little bruised after he accidentally slammed it in the door. It was punching the laughing bystander who made a "Rodney Stuckey's rod's a-stuckey" joke that fractured the digit.

I don't have a joke– I just love this picture and feel the need to bring it up whenever the Founder is brought up again.

"No, I'm mad because I told him if we're winning after seven I could [something] two innings."

And to make things worse, the Sooners transformed into a SEC team after the first touchdown.

I don't know the first thing about hockey, but I'm gonna guess that Kane makes that look waaaay easier than it really is?

I'm in college, which means that I'm not going to be able to play GTA V until Christmas. Please keep me in your prayers.

I'm not sure if anybody's into the Track and Field trials over here, but I can't stress how amazing Ashton Eaton's performance was. His long jump result (27 feet) would have qualified in that event alone. He's ridiculously fast across the board, and, since he's only 24(!), he should improve in the throwing events…

Ladies and Gentleman: we are 24 minutes away from Eddy Curry being a NBA Champion.

This goes a long way towards explaining the mutual respect he and Goodall have for each other.

If you were watching Sixers-Celtics and turned away due to the sheer ugliness of the first few quarters, you probably made the right choice- that was some truly awful basketball. Now, however, it is a tie game with 3 minutes yet.