Saw a Blackhawks plate this year that just said "F DET". I couldn't get the pic.

This one is still my favorite.

Land of Lincoln DUAN

...not want to sex Mutombo?

Many people didn’t know this, but when he was a child, Derek was a big fan of clowns. Derek owned a clown lamp, clown bed sheets, clown drapes and rugs. He knew how to juggle. He would paint his face at night. He even dabbled in miming, but that was not his cup of tea. He wanted to be a star. He wanted to be THE…

From Derek Jeter’s biography, printed in 2025:

I miss our old cooking DUAN threads. With the holiday weekend coming up, and having an actual, you know, weekend, I have no idea what to make.

Send him some flowers. I think Bring Back BJ knows some people.

Have you ever played the Kings Quest games? IV-VII were great. I guess there is a new one coming out for consoles soon. (also made by Sierra)

I know the Cubs were gonna be bad this year, but come on bullpen. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad.

I would just like to thank everyone who participated on #ReplaceAWordInAMovieWithTits on twitter. Worldwide, guys...worldwide.

Depression DUAN

and @FNMR I honest to God looked up strategy on wikipedia to figure out how to beat this game. I either run out of pepper because the AI is much smarter than I, or I get clipped on the ladder.

I call you with Galaga while drunk and raise you Mappy.

Dig Dug? Dig dug. #commentlongerer

Burger Time DUAN

Making a you tube video to bash AJ sounds hard. You have to be a physicist or something to pull that one off.

Gardening DUAN

DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY OF REED MANTLE AGAIN! HE'S GOT GRIT AND HUSTLE.

See, I only do potted veggies. My lands are unsuitable, because the phone lines might be there, and I'm sure there are a lot of toxins (beer) that has been spilled there. I do tomatoes, peppers, some herbs, and I experimented with cucumbers last year. Nothing worked last year, because someone other than I planted…