Do you really think Ken Bone drives a French car?

The AC has quit, you must CP it

Invisible Touch is 30.

Good to know I’m not the only person who lies awake at night and is terrorized by horrible visions of thinks about things like M3 Ute conversions.

Late night M3 photodumps are definite best photodumps :)

Adam made his millions by quietly cranking out project after project for over two decades. I listened to him on loveline when I was in 4th grade, then got to do a TV show with him. The guy is a work machine. Podcasts, books, movies, stand up, radio, the list goes on. Adam taught me the “20 hoses into 1 barrel method…

Well most of my knowledge of police protocol comes from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit II so I’m pretty sure the helicopter comes in by the time you unlock the Ford GT.

Dude, you can’t just throw a plastic flower in there. It’s gotta have a carbon fiber stem with a titanium blossom.

Hmm. I flushed this morning.

The one I like the most is “No Urinating in Lift.” You whip out your dick in an elevator in America and you’d be lucky to get off with a thousand dollar fine.

Well, I recently drove this:

Well, you’re in the wrong lanes; get in the ones on the left of the picture.

Sounds like a dream commute for many of us, try going from 0 to 5 mph for about 1.5 hour.

I vote servicemembers riding in the back seat.. I mean the cargo area. It freaking sucks balls back there.

This dude. Having been caught in a cold rain without rain gear and with NO overpasses or stops along my route, I can attest that it is one of the more miserable motorcycling experiences in my life.

Anybody stuck behind one of these:

I’m still pissed I can’t eat (rob) at a Clunkin’ Bell or Burger Shot.

Do the counties on the grill turn a different color for every one invaded err visited?

I’d like to hear more about this mythical bacon hat of which you speak.