I’m still pissed I can’t eat (rob) at a Clunkin’ Bell or Burger Shot.

Do the counties on the grill turn a different color for every one invaded err visited?

I’d like to hear more about this mythical bacon hat of which you speak.

I’d rather get an appraisal from Rick at Pawn Stars.

What does CarMax value the 250 GTO at?

In one race, there were THREE 250 GTOs running (along with 20 other cars of various valuations). $30-50 million cars... EACH.

I need a towel

Except that that was the CW311, not CW111. Still the coolest car ever, best known for being airbrushed on the sides of Spyhunter arcade games.

Needs moar pimp...

This will happen when the new Ford Bronco gets greenlit. And the mid-engine Corvette shows up. And Nissan takes orders for the IDx Nismo. And Toyota makes the Supra successor. And Moller’s SkyCar hits production.

“So that means you can have a soft compression stroke and a firm rebound.”

Looks like the boys are taking another crack at it for The Grand Tour...

Redneck bosozoku?

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

As CSI Miami tells us, anything can be solved with Photoshop and “ENHANCE!”.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?