I don't get it... he has an erection but is unable to engage in sexual activity? I think that's what he needs to do in order to get it to go away.

Henry Wolf's entire case was based upon his cock. A 20 month erection, but it turns out that it wouldn't stand up in court!

Whole new meaning to the term "crotch rocket"

The part that amazes me about CR trashing these systems is that 90% of the features can be controlled by voice, totally eliminating all the complaints about wonky or laggy touchscreens, yet they NEVER mention it.

I think we know what needs to be done.

That's a good point — this thing has all kinds of other practical applications. Toasting road bread, for example.

And the final bracket is the "Fap Four."

1) They also didn't adjust the sound. It's still the V8 engine screaming in that video!!!

"Kimi, this is F1, not the Ice Capades..."

This is the face of the world's most tolerant woman.

Ahem....

I got the feeling that the Cheetah was their take on the LaFerrari and the Elegy was supposed to be like a GT-R.

It's a shame that Kobayashi couldn't do the whole race.

These stupid tacked on port holes...

Dear Roy:

What Indy Car desperately needs is someone to tell the masses of race fans out there just how awesome the racing is in Indy Car right now. Next year Honda and Chevy will have their own aero kits so it won't even be a complete spec series any more.

There will be emissions, but the question of whether it passes will have to wait about 48 hours.

For more, visit the new Kinja, ChokingHazard!

the mercedes 6x6 would get my tasteless suv dollar

"Am I really a superspy living in a fugue state a la that Archer/Bob's Burgers crossover episode?"