It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Was a writer you mean.  Mulaney hasn’t worked there in years(other then hosting)

On Saturday, Trump tweeted that “we will not be touching your Social Security and Medicare in Fiscal 2021 Budget.” Today, he released his budget that does just that. Some other highlights include:

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

There is only one man that can come close to filling Alex Trebek large shoes......and I happened to have sex with his mother last night. HAHAHAHAHA!

He really brought great comic relief to the Marven Cinematic Univert as Art Man

Dear executives of whatever the hell you private equity people call the GawkerModoMediaGroup now,

Dear Deadspin’s overlords:

I’m sure the wardens at Deadspin will never allow this comment to make it out of the grey’s, but this new edict from Deadspin about how they need to ‘stick to sports’ is horse-shit.

TO G/O MEDIA: I’m a person who fits right smack dab in the middle of the most coveted advertising demo. This post is indicative of the content I have most enjoyed from this site over the past 10 years that I’ve been a regular visitor. Please allow your very talented writers to continue doing this sort of work, and I…

They fired Barry. So I guess it is time to start burning everything. 

I remember in like 2006 when there were already stupid “stick to sports” takes in the comment threads (that weren’t an ouroboros of satire and actual business practices around here), someone was bitching about a particular blog and “why it doesn’t belong on a sports site.” One of the wise old leaders of the…

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

Oh man, I can’t believe management thinks this is a fight they can win.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Booing a bad president is good. Booing autoplay ads and bad media owners is also good!

Booooooo!!

This is horrible, but it's Pennsylvania, not NJ.