*Checks box score online*

Andrew W.K. (AKA the "Party Hard" guy)

I am truly convinced that High Point Solutions Stadium was built over an Indian burial ground.

Not much fun in Stalingrad, huh.....

Yeah, it was a shame.

*Big Wreck occurs*

Nice reference, you fargin' icehole.

He's getting ready to battle El Niño.

"King Hiro" Matsushita?

Past week? Just to be clear, this isn't the current Gene Haas effort, but the 2010 proposed team.

....aaaand we're done here.

[Tutti-fruitti] CBS if they get rid of him.

Clone-Bone!

The only rule is: There are no rules!

Was looking for this. Chris Resop approves.

Jalopnik ran an article about Times Beach a few months ago:

Found the Cracked article. #3 on the list:

"...written by Francis Scott Off-Key."

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: Not to stand up.