*Checks box score online*

I am truly convinced that High Point Solutions Stadium was built over an Indian burial ground.

Not much fun in Stalingrad, huh.....

Yeah, it was a shame.

*Big Wreck occurs*

Nice reference, you fargin' icehole.

He's getting ready to battle El Niño.

"King Hiro" Matsushita?

Past week? Just to be clear, this isn't the current Gene Haas effort, but the 2010 proposed team.

....aaaand we're done here.

[Tutti-fruitti] CBS if they get rid of him.

The only rule is: There are no rules!

Was looking for this. Chris Resop approves.

"...written by Francis Scott Off-Key."

Roxbury Public Schools (NJ):

It's #2.

+1 Jello Pudding Pop.

This is just part of a long history of Eli passing off substitutes as the real thing..

As long as we can get them in chutney flavor.