"...there is no problem that can't be solved with Ettish." ~ Seanbaby

This one gets the +1 for the Kent Brockman pic.

European Speedway GP from Poland, 1PM EDT Saturday. Streams should show up here about an hour before:

Attempting to piggyback off of the leadup to the Super Bowl.

So, we're replacing "Virgilbag" with "Papa in the bag"?

Initial reports that it was Bob Varsha, hallucinating after attending one too many Barrett-Jackson auctions, turned out to be untrue.

Needs more X's.

That's some heavy burtation right there...

Mentioned in the link in the article. 4 100K races, 2 Saturday, 2 Sunday.

Meanwhile, schlong and wang must settle for a matchup in the NIT.

"Lilac City? Gayyyyyyyy!"

When they catch this guy, he should have to serve HARD! HARD! time.

Cricket bat, huh? Obviously, they're going with the defense that she was a zombie.

Amazon is going to start collecting New Jersey sales tax in July. Apparently it's a tradeoff where Amazon will build warehouses here now. Up til now, it's been the "honor system" use tax.

Agreed. Not being able to re-rack to where you were in the comment queue kinda sucks.

Just double-hand facepalmed. Jesus Christ, some people.

These stories are all great, but that last sentence was the first to almost make me spit water out of my mouth. Well done.

Meh, guy only had a cup of coffee in the bigs. Lot of potential, though.

Or Jacoby. All those Joneses look alike.

Ahh, directed by the great Alan Smithee. Very fond of his work.