So Chris Brown opened his mouth and proved Aziz Ansari’s analogy right?

This all-girls high school alum is grateful for having had the opportunity. It’s not right for everyone but it was right for me.

Captain America. #effinnerd

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

I am absolutely convinced that this firestorm of incompetence in the “cabinet” “nominees” is some kind of twisted call from Dump to stop him before he actually has to take the oath. “Surely this will do it!...dammit!...okay, get that blonde Michigan chick who hates school in here, she’s a four but that should push it…

I really need pictures of Duck.

Not to be a downer, but we had to put our 6.5 year old Ragdoll cat down a week this past Wednesday, and I’ve just cried about it for the 1 millionth time. These photos make me so happy and yet so sad. I don’t think I ever want another pet again because of the pain...

Screen cap, copy, and print out his messages and any other correspondence. Hopefully you won’t need it but if it gets to a point where it needs to be addressed legally you will want that evidence.

AND THEN BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK everywhere and everything. You already told him you are not interested. He does not need or…

And because I really shouldn’t forget about my very first feline child, here’s a very intelligent looking Stupid Cat. She’s over a decade old and she hunts laundry while we’re sleeping.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

you cant qualify unique, wendy! its already unique!

How much did patriotic citizen Steven Ray pay Uday and Qusay for this privileged access, or does he just know where the tax returns are buried?

This is basically Justin Bieber signing the guest book at the Anne Frank house “Anne would have been a belieber,” no?

“Born in the USA,” by Springsteen? If ever a time and place was right for this song, now would be the time.

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

that whole show was scheduled down to the second and they had a reallllllllll hard out at 11:58

Anyone who shoots his way into a dance club, murders dozens of people and causes terror among the victims is indeed a terrorist regardless of any political meaning.

I thought that meant Trump fired him from being chair and I was like sayyyy whaaaaaat?