Today, we came one step closer to gender equality.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

For Christie, I hope that it’s all water under the bridge.

I wonder if part of the arithmetic in all this was Christie’s potential liability with Bridgehazi. 

Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

I don’t care how he feels about abortion on a personal level. As long as you’re not supporting legislation blocking my CHOICE, then you’re pro-choice. That’s the whole point.

He was a very good boy. RIP, Mav.

Aw, damn. As much as I despise Mike Pence’s policies, I can’t help but feel badly for anyone who just lost their pet.

This is very serious

To me, she’s already won the biggest reason for doing this - letting us all know that Subway harboured a paedophile to protect their brand. The bigger the stink she makes, the better, as far as I’m concerned.

There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

How do you misspell a swastika?...oh like that...nm...carry on

Because if they actually cared about abortion they’d be supporting birth control and thus planned parenthood. It’s not about abortion. It’s about controlling women.

The breast exams, the HIV tests, the prenatal care, AND the abortions are all essential, life-saving offerings.

Samson had good hair tho.

I think he’s trying to make the point that everyone’s ancestors were at some point what we’d consider by today’s standards to be illegal immigrants.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

You know he’d just knock it on its side and roll around the living knocking shit over like some pathological hamster.