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    Someone get Robben on the phone, MasterShakeZula wants to suck his dick.

    Anti-gay chants? If you actually listened and read about it (or understood spanish for that matter) you'd realize they weren't anti-gay chants. Considering FIFA cleared them, I think its suffice to say your wrong.

    This would have been cool if Amazon Prime was just free for as long you still kept the phone.

    I don't think many would be crying had it been another dutch player, but it was Robben. Everyone who watches soccer knows Robben often makes a meal out of the tackles, so naturally there will be people pissed about the call because they often associate Robben with dive and flopper.

    Marquez made a dumb error that Robben was more than happy to take advantage of,

    Haha we're talking about Arjen Robben, he's the perfect example of brilliant footballers who give football a bad name by pretending he's been shot every time he's tackled.

    This sucks because this essentially ensures the Netherlands will more than likely proceed to the Semi-Finals, I know I'm kind of giving up on Costa Rica/Greece (though odds are in favor of Costa Rica), but I really hope they get knocked out before the SF, but its also my biases against Louis Van Gaal and players like

    It's a shame he wasn't taken to the 1994 World Cup, it would have glorious to witness that mullet.

    Robben's a talented player but I swear, his theatrics and penchant for making a slight touch seem like he's just been shot are infuriating.

    I miss the golden goal rule, man those were some fun games back in 2002.

    FFP has loopholes though, plus Monaco is one killer tax haven. No need for complex tax dodging like you'd need in Spain or England to avoid paying more than 50% of your salary in taxes.

    Actually I think his displays will solidify Monaco's desire to keep him, he'll be their jewel player on their champions league campaign next season. This might persuade the chairman to go on another binge spending spree to make Rodriguez feel that he can make an impact with them rather than looking at another team

    I WANT ALL OF THEM!

    True, but there's often little reason to pay national team coaches huge amounts of money considering its not a full time 365 days a year job. Teams like Russia pay exhorbitant amounts because they have people like Roman Abramovich and oligarchy f billionaires who want to make Russia into a bigger powerhouse (hasn't

    Fun fact, now with Russia out of the World Cup, the three highest paid national team coaches in the world have all been knocked out.

    I mean at least Akinfeev has an excuse now I guess, he's had a pretty disappointing world cup.

    Or it could just be a terrible defense that had no one marking Slimani

    There's at least 11 players who probably won't be there for the next world cup. Portugal doesn't exactly have any world beaters developing at the moment, I mean we'd have to wait to see of course but at the moment it doesn't look that impressive.

    People! Stop high fiving each other, there's still 45 minutes left. I'll start celebrating when it reaches the 90th minute and the Portugal Ghana game is still at 1-0.