How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

To be fair, devastation had a head start in that region

Most of the charity stuff around these things appears to be window dressing, but I wouldn’t know about the charity/event relationships today. The last such event I did was in 2007.

I’ve done 5 Gumballs. Many dicks, but some great people back in the day, among the Charles Morgan, Jr, friend of all real car guys. There were many, many more such characters, and I miss them all.

I think the important lesson here is.....

^This guy knows what’s up

^This guy knows what’s up

Why limit yourself to one day a year for enjoyable lies?

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

Someone at hyundai marketing department will get a big check if they find out...

you're whats wrong with this country

I would like to see cars smash into Volvo. Everyone knows Volvo drivers are never at fault. The safest bunch of drivers ever, no Volvo driver will drive into a stationary wall.

You shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me.

This is not really a good deal. I’m in Canada, so with the currency conversion it brings it up to about $2200 - probably a little more when my bank tacks on the extra percentage as a conversion fee or whatever, plus any shipping/duty, and I can get it from a brick and mortar store in town for $2300 right now.

This is not really a good deal. I’m in Canada, so with the currency conversion it brings it up to about $2200 -…

So he’s not Jalopnik’s best drummer?

Yeah, they probably opened the hood, didn’t see an engine and assumed it’s a shell.

Business owner here. Let’s see what he’s on about...

There are 918 of those Spyders, but only one Walter Rohrl, right?