I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

To be fair, devastation had a head start in that region

Most of the charity stuff around these things appears to be window dressing, but I wouldn’t know about the charity/event relationships today. The last such event I did was in 2007.

I’ve done 5 Gumballs. Many dicks, but some great people back in the day, among the Charles Morgan, Jr, friend of all real car guys. There were many, many more such characters, and I miss them all.

I think the important lesson here is.....

^This guy knows what’s up

^This guy knows what’s up

Why limit yourself to one day a year for enjoyable lies?

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

Someone at hyundai marketing department will get a big check if they find out...

you're whats wrong with this country

I would like to see cars smash into Volvo. Everyone knows Volvo drivers are never at fault. The safest bunch of drivers ever, no Volvo driver will drive into a stationary wall.

You shut your whore mouth when you’re talking to me.

This is not really a good deal. I’m in Canada, so with the currency conversion it brings it up to about $2200 - probably a little more when my bank tacks on the extra percentage as a conversion fee or whatever, plus any shipping/duty, and I can get it from a brick and mortar store in town for $2300 right now.

This is not really a good deal. I’m in Canada, so with the currency conversion it brings it up to about $2200 -…

So he’s not Jalopnik’s best drummer?

Yeah, they probably opened the hood, didn’t see an engine and assumed it’s a shell.

Business owner here. Let’s see what he’s on about...

There are 918 of those Spyders, but only one Walter Rohrl, right?

As owner of a newer car and older car, this so true. The BRZ gets attention, but its never positive (like civics trying to race you all the time). On the other hand, the Volvo 1800 ES makes everyone smile, and people come to me to have a chat. It makes the experience so much better even if the driving is nowhere near…