JobuNeedsARefill
JobuNeedsARefill
JobuNeedsARefill

@Trot Nixons Hat: Right and in most cases, outfielders catch the damn ball, and football returners get their TD and basketball players get their highlight reel dunk (that is, most instances of "hustle" are futile), but it seems like as fans, we expect players to "run out the play".

Why do soccer players quit on a play after they THINK it's offsides?

Barry Petchesky is the new Tommy Craggs.

@ArkansasFred: And if the US loses, the American Ambassador must eat a Double Down with extra Colonel's Sauce.

@OchentaYcinco: " any attempt to Ice me would be met with a regrettable case of testicular torsion."

"PLEASE tell me you got that on tape?!?"

"Fabio Capello karate chopping Ronald Reagan in the old meat and two testicles"

Honestly thought they literally dropped shit from airplanes. Like human feces. That would be much more terrible than having a washing machine land on you...

@J-No: This has become THE thing among me and my friends. If anyone asks a question about anything, someone undoubtably responds "Fuckin' **** how do they work?"

"Tim Tebow Leads The League In Something, For The First And Last Time"

Did you play Mikey in "Salute Your Shorts"?

So are Steelers fans now officially be lumped in with the self-righteous, self-deluded "That Kind of Stuff Doesn't Happen Here" obnoxiousness of Duke fans?

"Jay said he "bleeds black and gold."

"and we'd probably still be together if his baseball schedule wasn't so crazy"

"players like Torii Hunter ... not the greatest ambassadors. "

Misread the headline... thought the Oregon kids were going to BE attacked on the NYC subway...