jim webb 2016: he killed a guy

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

I totally agree. So many people are like “agh this show is awful!” and it’s like “yeah... it’s always been awful. what did you expect?” It’s not like it was some sophisticated art or something. It was a corny family sitcom. Why are we so shocked that the reboot is another corny family sitcom? What were we hoping for?

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

To be fair (which in this one case it kills me to do), The RR logo is on the sides of all commercial RR engines. BUT, I wouldn't put it past this asshole to put on non-RR engines. Kind of like gold plating seat belts.

Actually, Rolls Royce does that on commercial airliners as well. Of all the ostentatious gimcrackery evident here, that one isn’t his fault.

Have you ever been to an airport? Dumbass lol

Have you ever been to an airport?

Actually, take a look at any RR engined plane next time you’re at an airport - always has the RR logo on it. GE is doing it more and more as well. The engine OEM badges are not a “Trump” thing, but an RR/OEM thing . . .

LOL. You’re an idiot. That logo is on all Rolls jet engines. It’s not a Trump thing.

His in fight commentary is usually pretty good. Everything before and after he tends to carry whatever water the UFC demands he carry. Watching him hype some of the (very obvious) garbage the UFC has peddled in recent years has been cringe inducing.

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No, no, let him be an idiot trying to show what a tough great runner he is by having no idea what a casual marathon time would be.

I think Barry’s point is that casual runners don’t rip off 26 consecutive sub 9 minute miles.

I think he’s at sub 9 (my math and conversion skills may be awful) per mile. I wouldn’t call that mediocre for a casual runner at all.

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Can we get one thing straight. Most casual runners can’t even run 26.2 miles, so just the achievement itself amazing.

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I’m glad someone other than me actually heard this, and I’m surprised it took so long to make it’s way to story form. It was really, really not good and quite unlike Fouts.