You got to know when to hold it.

“How to Win at a Casino”

Pharrell’s baseball knowledge is deep. Now I feel dumb I never got this reference:

If anything, they made the hat brim too small? Either way, you are right it looks funky, and not in a Pharrel way.

Wait, go back to that power outage thing. What? Did that really happen?

God, I would love for this to have been how Cal Ripken’s consecutive games streak came to an end. That would have been delightful. I am an asshole.

Seems like he wore big hats. But the one picture I found that matched the plaque was cropped to hell.

And...?!

It was a good place to start my automitive career. Unfortunately for me they wanted me to shave and be on time EVERY day.

So, what you’re saying is that when I’m drving for Uber, I should forget about the bars on the Jersey Shore and instead park outside the Aston Martin dealership.

Phantom, Bentley, Maserati, Phantom ... 07 Impala.

The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Obviously he was pulling for Iowa.

I know right? I was thinking, “Are Russians Iowa fans or something?” I don’t speak Russian or anything, but I don’t believe I even heard the guy say “McCaffrey.” He said “Hogan” a couple times, though...?

The Russians aren’t very excitable as a whole.

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.