It is too early for me to feel this seen.

Because I knew there would be a joke truther I actually looked it up before I posted:

Damn, that crowd watching it live in Kenya is more than attend a weeknight MLB game until the end.

That nail polish tho...

Was it wearing a hoodie? 

Wow.  If I close my eyes she does sound a lot like Julia Roberts.

Why won’t anyone solve this mystery?!

Quick sneaky Tug leads to a happy ending.

Serious question:

Yeah. I’m for sure not trying to say to take the word of a media corporation. I did think the stuff about the lie detector results and how they should “set a new standard going forward for these situations” in the first article  was really weird but looking back now his lawyer must have thought they were trying to…

So let me get this straight... this guy saw what happened to Jussie Smollett and was like, “I’ve got an idea...”

I’m not sure what you are talking about. Ron Feltcher (CEO of Felcher & Sons), Paul Merkin, Sanchez, Steamer, & Co., Gaston Du Coque are all totally normal names.

I know this is an old post but it was just linked from a new article... did he really wear these “bloody” sneakers during a game? Or does he just wear them during warm ups? I can’t imagine the NBA would let that fly but maybe I’m just out of the loop.

The weirdest part (besides the structure and spelling) is how he makes it sound like it was all a setup by his baby mama or something? 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

In honor of Tomsula, please post your favorite Minshew Mini-Facts here:

But what about the shouting matches that will start when someone “had their sweater there obviously saving the seat” while they went to get another Honey Duece?

Uecker deck.

Bless your heart.

Please buy a personal seat license for the cost of a new home in Palos Verdes!