Good Luck with that 

I have never really thought about how the hoarding tactics of elite universities’ endowment funds come into play.  Good point.

I was late to the party so I’m not hurt.  I’m glad you enjoyed it though.

Yes, but the NCAA only has “Student athletes.”  Students first.  /s

Man, just how hard is it to get a Patriot off these days?

Dah. Kinja’ed. I tried to permalink it.  Thanks!

Ohhh, CW-2 is the guy I referenced from IMG Academy. If he is cooperating... I bet IMG Academy is freaking out.

On the other hand, I have a modicum of integrity.

Ohhh, this is going to get better! The person who either took the SAT/ACT in their place or replaced their answers with his own was Mark Riddell, who appears to be the “Director of College Entrance Exam Preparation (SAT & ACT)“ at IMG Academy. His bio has already been scrubbed from the website but one of his…

“Bone spurs are a legitimately painful medical condition which would prevent me from serving in the military.” -My 90 year old grandmother.

I think you are joking, and I’m just being the devil’s advocate... but like... if you are a private institution and can convince some idiot to pay you $40,000,000 for a $400,000 education (IF they go 4 years,) isn’t that a good thing for the other students/institution?

He is who I thought of. He kind of looks like Luke with that hair, right?

Wait, in this situation, who is daddy?

I’m sure this violates some unwritten baseball rule about trick plays in spring training or generally having fun.  

If anyone is interested in a slightly more technical summary of the NTSB report (or pictures!) you can read about it on avherald.com.

The manufacturer calls for expanded visual/physical inspections of the aircraft control surfaces if the aircraft was subject to high speed wind gusts while in storage, but the airport didn’t report winds that high so the inspection wasn’t required.  It seems like it was really unexpected for the amount of wind it…

could be sold in-store, it was sold to recyclers.

He wouldn’t produce the movie directly, but he would pay a shit-ton of money to other people so no one would be able to read it anymore. 

Don’t speak ill of The Machine.

That is a parody account, fyi.