My mind goes directly to Eddie Murphy in drag in The Nutty Professor.

I checked the public records policy and both Arkansas and Tennessee require you to be citizens of that state. If anyone lives there and wants to make a request we should be able to see exactly how much they paid (and how much Arkansas spent to travel.)

Was I the only one that thought this was going to be a really weird investigative segment on CBS’s 60 Minutes?

“I honestly didn’t think anyone would believe my acting.” -Lebron probably

I am a friend of Stormy Daniels. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?

I think a lot of mechanics are paid an hourly wage regardless of what is charged to the customer. So if they “beat” flat rate, they look good and are valued more by the company but don’t make any more money. I think, at least in my state, that is more common than paying the mechanic book hours (since my state is…

Interesting fact: Bill Gates and Paul Allen’s first company was a machine that read the traffic data generated from these tubes.

I’m pretty sure she is just “aging” because she is also a “jockey.” I’d imagine low-pay jockeying gigs are a younger (wo)mans game.

I’m white and when trying to explain why it is never okay to use the n-word I can’t tell you how many times they have said, “I’d be fine if they said/called me a cracker.”

Joey Judiciary?

Well they would need a catchy name for it. Maybe “Marsupial Magistrate?”

Yeah, long time CA drinker... never had my card returned before I close out my tab.

you touched upon this in the article but the initial reporting that Stephon (then called only “the suspect”) came at them with an “tool bar.” This was what the initial reports said and what she seems to have “stuck” as the story. As more information comes out and it looks worse and worse, the initial story is still…

Holy fuck. It is just hard to wrap my head around someone falling so hard for lil Donnie.

Any excuse to post this GIF:

Magic truther: Why would she have been freaking out already since she shouldn’t have been able to see what Jalen chose?

Here is the exact opposite of that:

Maybe pitcher is just a fancy soccer way of saying landscaper?

I heard they had to make it in 8 parts because Benicio del Toro’s characters dick was so big.

Thanks for introducing me to a cool website... but why did they choose a video of Brian Cox playing Robert McKee instead of a video of the actual Robert McKee?