We purchased a government surplus truck from the guy who picked it up at auction. He was proudly pointing out the clean Carfax/Autocheck report which had two entries: sold to US government, sold at auction. Of course it didn’t have anything else. The only way it would is if he crashed it on the way home from the…

Just head to the outfield during batting practice and listen for kids crying. He will be standing over them with his ridiculous glove and a bag of balls.

I feel like you are joking, but I think he was trying to express what it was like to have that feeling of vulnerability, of actually caring if someone leaves you, about actually having a connection with someone and being able to put down the defenses he has built up over his lifetime for the first time. He was…

Well, the police came to that conclusion in the official report. The media just reported that finding...

A while back MLB had a booth at a local concert with a radar gun and leader board. They had to shut it down after a few hours because guys kept on fucking up their shoulders trying to throw too hard.

There is no way The Freeze lost. This is just more fake news being spread by the MSM. Sad.

Mine managed to just fucking crush my can with it’s claw... I still haven’t called 311 to get a replacement...

Well, I can hear the problem... the giraffe should never have hired these fools as his bodyguards:

Don’t worry. Just like the contestant they will stumble and fall down the home stretch.

It looks like the correct name for the actress is “Abby Quinn” not “Ali Quinn.”

I agree with both of your statements. I just picked up some free dirt last week that someone posted about on NextDoor.

These are your standard NextDoor themes:
-casual/outright racism (“I saw a minority in our neighborhood! Should I call the police or just follow them and post pictures of their car?”)

I didn’t have a problem with my neighbors until I decided to join NextDoor.com. Now I hate all of them.

The real story here is that someone was wearing Snapchat Spectacles. I have never seen them out in the wild.

If they really cared about the kid they would have given him a shoe.

I’m surprise you didn’t go with “Stop it MMA!”

This is hard to watch... but apparently law enforcement held a press conference before notifying at least one of the parents... who show up halfway through and find out their son died in front of everyone:

Researchers are somewhere wondering if they should have access to that database.

“Berman’s 2003 Lexis SC 430"?

I read an article at some point (maybe here?) about nomadic paintless dent removal guys who drive around to wherever a recent hail storm was to do as much insurance work as possible before moving on to the next storm. I feel like a lot of them are driving to Colorado right now...