Right, its the fault of the police that his parents are gigantic pieces of shit.

Nothing like making a shitty joke-that's-hardly-a-joke and then walking it off with a stupid footnote.

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

Huh, I had no idea what Leitch's voice sounded like.

Clearly it was a wild pitch, and that is why pitchers are supposed to tuck in their shirts the right way

“What these guys really want is a market value contract, rather than playing for free in college or an artificially under-valued rookie contract. All about the money with these young guys.”

Someone: “You should spend more money so your product is better.”

So where does he now fall on the “NFL Executive Dislike Scale?” I mean, the assault of the son is bad enough, but punching a 70-year-old person in the face and breaking bones? That’s got to be bad.

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

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Wait - 67 people shot THIS WEEKEND? Sweet Jesus.

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

Yes, because Trump loves Russia. Good job.

John Hodgman should ABSOLUTELY be Trebek’s replacement on Jeopardy.

I’ve seen almost no whining except for people who claim that others are whining about it.

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

Oh for chrissakes. Reading comprehension.