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Other things that killed the Warriors: rival gangs, police officers, drug addiction, sexually transmitted diseases, a train, stilted dialogue, and gentrification. The terrible apartments they lived in are worth millions now. Should have invested, Warriors. Should have invested.

Yes. I had the exact opposite reaction:

I assume there is a backup Deadspin staff somewhere? There is a contingency plan for when you are all immediately eaten? I need to know there is a Deadspin fail safe.

And now, Deadspin Slack discusses Will’s first paragraph.

I’m pretty sure Dellavedova is the basketball reincarnation of Drew’s Chopped application and experience.

To this point, the Golden State Warriors are EASILY the luckiest team I’ve ever witnessed. You go an entire season with ZERO notable injuries, then all of your hardest opponents (Memphis, Houston, Cleveland) all suffer significant injuries to starters. Hell, even Klay’s concussion happened just before an abnormally…

My Dad was a member at a local semi-private club from the day it opened and he and I played there pretty much every weekend for 3 years. He and I were about as much “regulars” as you could be. Place was nice, but a little hung up about accentuating the divide between member and non-member amenities/facilities. Dad had…

I have a “membership” to a golf and fitness club. I’m a novice golfer at best, but I play 2 or 3 of the courses a few times every summer since it’s free with a $20-a-month all-you-can-golf membership.

I was at a wedding a couple years ago at a golf club. Wasn’t a particularly good wedding, and there was a Bruins playoff game that night (diehard Bruins fan), so I moseyed over to the restaurant in the club. The restaurant was huge for a golf course (easily sits 100+ people), and was completely empty, save for two…

I was playing golf with my grandpa at the country club he’s been with since the 70’s. The 5th hole is a very cool par 3 over water. They had the tee box’s moved up so the water wasn’t in play so I went to hit a practice shot from the real tee box and a 75 year old dude saw me from 100 yards away. He steams up in his…

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

Fuck that mother from the baseball game. I mean, someone other than her dickless text-shaming husband. How does that absentee sack of shit not appreciate the incomparable joy that comes with catching a foul ball, no matter your age?

“Lazarus said he has conveyed his shave requests to NHL officials; the NHL Players Association; and even players in individual discussions.”

I work for a particularly well designed magazine and I’ll say that this SI photo is perfect. Just beautiful.

Dad: OK, I think it’d be best if you just stay there, I’ll pass to you, and he can set up for you to shoot. Anything else would probably be too complicated.

This reporting seems like bullshit, just like the redemption reporting.

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