I’m with you. I don’t see the benefit. Sure, people get mad when I read Deadspin on my drive to work and run a red light and hit a van full of puppies, but I think that’s mostly just because of the drinking.
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JoTavs
People, people. The first general rule of being alive, for which there are few exceptions, is that human beings are beneath contempt.
I can listen to them on my commute.
I just tried to lick every part of my body possible...No knees.
Yeah, this comes across more as a “how I justified pirating a game to myself”.
I don’t blame her for losing her temper with a scummy car towing operation. I blame her for the way she lost her temper with a scummy car towing operation. She could have lambasted the woman for what the SCTO was actually doing wrong, but instead she went the classic teen girl bully route and made it about totally…
Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.
It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.
These uniforms are fucking spiffy, considering the color scheme they had to work with. Theres not a lot you can do with Orange, Brown, and White, and they maximized it.
I really like the new jerseys. They are different. The “Cleveland” on the front may be considered a nod to the great high school programs (Massillon, St. Ignatius) in Northeast Ohio.
I also live in Minnesota, so give me a goddamned passive-aggressive break.
Also, you can even argue that Mariota's loss to Ohio State can be explained away by the simple fact that Ohio State was a goddamned juggernaut of a team that somehow cheat-coded its way into having a third-string quarterback that played out of his fucking gourd when the moment called for it. Also, Ezekiel Elliot was…
Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.
Jose and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad O’Day
I....uh...missed the last sentence.
It’s too bad, because Shayanna might well have made some NFL stud a very nice trophy wife.
We need clarity on "Morning Butt." Is he calling you a butt and wishing you good morning, or is he accusing you of suffering from Morning Butt?
Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.