My wife to our 7-year old: "Hey, it's April's Fools Day, watch out for tricks at school."

Not sure how you can expect to get a straightforward answer with the litigation still pending.

Only problem there is 148 QBs.

Actually too raw for Deadspin.

I've never heard that definition until right now. Huh.

This is a smart decision by the NHL.

More like how many shots you are putting toward the goal that aren't blocked by a non-goalie.

How in the hell would the Browns have any shot to draft Mariota, even with two mid first picks?

It's totally the right attitude.

Newark

Classy.

Man, how embarrassing was the announcers' pity party about the Bengals and Dalton in the final minute of that game. "Ya know, in my day, nobody cared about winning playoff games" and then being actively relieved that Dalton's hail-mary wasn't intercepted, so that the media would be nice.

Well, who is he?

Good. They need to develop into a good team by learning to play D together, by learning a system well and committing to it, by playing smart basketball — not just by throwing a bunch of talented players out there.

How am I going to judge him? I ate a cheeseburger yesterday.

This...was not exactly A+ reading by EL-P. The article was basically bursting with praise about how he handled a tough night with strength.

Oh, I see now. It's a slope of -43 over those 3ish years because they lost that opener 43-0, right?

"With the exception of the Lions, once a franchise is successful, it tends to stay generally successful."

You must not be a hockey fan. The NHL invites these guys in every chance that it can. It's exhausting.

Planning on getting a new 40", but surely there's no reason to get a 4K at that size, right?

Planning on getting a new 40", but surely there's no reason to get a 4K at that size, right?