Well sure, if you want to talk to your man or woman about eating healthy, fine, but the time to do that is not when he's about to take a bite.

Watching old videos & Joey caught me sick of Black Francis' shit...Again.

I don't know, this guy looks pretty chill:

I'm 95% sure that you're being sarcastic, but that 5% is driving me crazy. Well played.

It think this is an Akin joke, or maybe a physics joke. Or maybe an Akin-physics joke.

"in a society that demands we coddle everyone"....

I hate this argument. When the play gets reviewed, we can look for whether the player getting hit turns at the last second or not. Even if the system isn't perfect, it's still the best deterrent to put responsibility on the attacking player.

Why is this so funny?? I'm dying here....fantastic.

That's not my view at all. Perhaps you meant to reply to someone else.

I'm not sure why you, or the linked author, feel the need to hide the ball here. The reason why your KC Africans is distasteful (indeed, the reason you used it) is because there is a history of horrible racism toward African-Americans, including blackface. That's why it's offensive, and nothing more than that. It's…

Does Deadspin get paid to link this? I suspect yes, because it isn't remotely newsworthy or interesting on its own. It's a blog post, barely more than a comment, with little reasoning or information. Some internet guy's random, baseless opinion.

Man, Slate is such a sad, sad place. Their take on sports seems to be to try wring as many hands as possible.

Of course, he might also make the same decisions week to week in the NFL, and teams are free to consider his decision making, and his own personal threshold for risking himself, when choosing between draft picks.

Sorry Derbel, Deadspin Rule #126 says that discussions on NCAA compensation must only consider those few athletes that are going to be superstars in professional sports. Your comment is rejected.

I honestly don't understand #1. Are you trolling?

Soccer media is sorely lacking from this list.

Aw, I love me some Katie Baker, but dammit, "marginally hip Canadian aunt" was a nice hit.

Oh, that's how you want to play? I'm throwing in a Tyler Dellow.

It looks dumb and silly...and very very fun. I don't want to watch it, but I'd love to try it.

McIndoe is fun too.