For the millionth fucking time — Africa is a continent, not a country. It's covers 6% of this planet with over a billion people. It's not some monolith poverty hellhole where kids have flies in their eyes and everyone lives off UN food rations while lions hang out in the wilderness. And no African countries don't…

I turned 32 in March and my motto for this year is "Thirty-too old to care."

Exactly! A basic bitch is like a ratchet who thinks they're the baddest but isn't. I don't know where this new definition came from, but it's funny to watch people be so wrong.

I'm confused...this purports to be explaining what a basic bitch is and yet...? I assure you basic bitches in the hood are not so-called because of their love of lattes and scented candles... But go on, white people, do you...

What does that even mean?! Now I just feel like an Ignorant Bitch.

Where did you get my yearbook photo

I think I'm an I Don't Care, I'll Do What I Want Bitch. Because I can go to Starbucks without analyzing the ever living fuck out of it.

This is a weird hair situation.

Team "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" FOR LYFE

Just stopping in to say: that song Tim McGraw did with Nelly is LITERALLY THE WORST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, that last line of the chorus "and it hurts so baaaaaad" ears bleeding make it stop when will it end why god whyyyyyyyyyy

Nah. Cookie based propaganda is the realm of the liberal menace known as Girl Scouts... Look for Mayor McCheese's fascism burgers in a store near you; each meal comes with a panzer III toy and a copy of Poisonous Mushrooms.

TOM DON'T FALL FOR THEIR TRAPS

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and beliefs.

Yeah. Bad Romance Gaga? I'm still all over that shit. She's lost some of her sense of humor, and that was a key ingredient in her likability.

If he never does Iago I will die disappointed. Just imagine his sexy voice and evil smile "And tis thought abroad that twixt my sheets he's done my office". He may eclipse Sir Ian and Kenneth Branagh if he ever does that role.