I work at a clothing store and have a new worst nightmare, thanks

“When did the college admissions scandal break?”

In the days leading up to the 2020 Golden Globe Awards, Ricky Gervais seemed to have learned from the criticism he received for his recent transphobic jokes. But the lesson wasn’t “Try to avoid jokes about subjects you don’t understand.” It was more about imagining future persecution for the sake of avoiding it. In…

That Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes in 2020 is ironclad proof that the supposed excesses of “cancel culture” are not actually a thing, but only exist in the fever dreams of people who desperately want to shout the n-word and use “gay” as an insult. 

...a silent signal acknowledging that the man we’re supposed to be listening to isn’t saying anything worth hearing

I wondered that at first, but now I’m just thinking that Bolton’s mad he didn’t get to take part. Like when you want an ex to stop doing something, like drinking, and they won’t, so you break up, but then as soon as you’re gone, the ex turns over a new leaf. And then you’re mad, and you hate that their new girlfriend…

People are all giddy about this, but I’m thinking wait: Bolton just had his dearest wish come true. Trump is fucking with Iran. So who is to say this “testimony” is going to be of the pearl-clutching variety? Maybe Bolton will just be going in to give Trump a four-hour blow job.

Oh my gawd Becky. Now we can’t even mock Jamaicans. What will we do on vacation?

No, the complaints just get more pathetic. You could try being an interesting person with your own style. Then you wouldn’t have to copy other cultures.

A Ja-fakin’ named Chet. *Sigh. Sounds about white.

“[...]According to Vox, Klobuchar pushed for harsher prison sentences against nonviolent offenders, such as graffiti taggers and drug dealers, and called for changes to the law that would allow even longer prison sentences, particularly against repeat offenders.

They all complain about being the top of the food chain and had no adversity, no wonder they are whining, no one should care for them and yet they howl until someone notices them.

If y’all White men are tired of getting blamed for all the things you’re currently doing and have done in the past, STOP FUCKING DOING THESE THINGS!

^^ this.

She returned it because she got caught not because it was the right thing to do. By the way I am expecting to see “Amy was a cop” all over Twitter and this site. Why? Amy was also a prosecutor like Kamala Harris so I expect all you “woke” black folks and Blue Check Mark Twitter Black people especially to be all over…

“When you have power, you don’t take responsibility for abusing others.”

Brilliant artists who make life-changing art should do the decent thing and die before they become old, conservative, fuckwads. 

People don’t project like this unless they’ve got something to hide. Dude’s probably got some sexual harassment skeletons in their closet

Shocking: White people, especially white men, are often under the delusion that they’re not a part of society. That they can say whatever they want, whenever they want, and it’s not a reflection of their character. The “you don’t know what’s in my heart” state of mind.

“Hey, let’s wait for some good PR timing to return this donation. The time will surely come, even if it takes almost a year.” This woman is fraud from start to finish.