“There’s an Amendment that mentions guns, so it cancels out all the other parts of the Constitution that guarantee a right to life and liberty.”

Bullshit. He’s not morally bankrupt because he disagrees with us. He’s morally bankrupt because he willing to repeatedly let kids die in events like Parkland because the NRA would cut off campaign donations if he made any attempt to curb them.

go ahead and pretend like that comment isn’t part of the same vitriol put out by that guy. Stupid little digs like that add up to people snapping. This adversarial relationship with one another is part of the problem. If you’re shaking your head in disgust instead of putting your arms around someone who needs a hug,…

Guy was an o-line coach, of course he moved folks out of the way for the benefit of the team.

SHUT UP STOP CRYING AT MY DESK.

Low man wins is a motherfucking hero.

I’m not crying at my desk...You’re crying at my desk!

Presumably the whole counterfeit bill thing made it stand out. 

I’m white and have actively hung out in every ward in the city and I’m still alive in my 40's. As a normally accepting city you, my friend, can stay the fuck away.

Right - an ugly xmas sweater is something Aunt Ginnie gave you 20 years ago, that you reluctantly put on in her presence because she’s old as dirt. It’s not something you ironically purchased in 2017 at Target for a party.

You don’t get out of your Uptown bubble much, eh?

Actually you should hold it with the most difficult grip until you come set, as going from say a circle change grip to a fastball/curve grip is one smooth movement while going the other way can be fidgety.

This is all to drum up some sort of thoughts (among the gullible) that our athletes would be in peril there, so that when it goes off without a hitch, or we do decide to send them DT can puff out his chest and act like he was the reason they’re all safely competing.

don’t forget undoing whatever the black guy did.

It also ranks just above Klingon and Elvish for usefulness.

The idea is to use whatever’s left from what you’ve eaten, not to buy poultry solely for this. So, get whatever you would prefer to eat first...

I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them just don’t want Jerry to get his way. In all honesty, I kinda want Goodell to come out on top because fuck everything about Jerry always getting his way.  

Jesus.

Don’t blame him at all. Teams don’t hesitate for a single instant to quit on a player in the middle of a contract.

I DIDN’T KNOW! I’m so sorry... all the peels I’ve thrown over the years... NOOOOOOOO... ALL THE FLAVORS LOST!!!