I should be paid more

I read this as “Tony Soprano”. I was disappointed.

I am sorry, but I went to Maryland too, and Maryland fans are just as bad. there will always be drunk idiots in any crowd.

Come on, Eileen!
Oh I swear by these teams,
At this moment,
You picked everythiiiiiiiiiiing,
So correctly,
But you didn't complete,
The damn bracket,
Or bounce out Krzyzewskiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Wow. A lot of us think we're so young and clever.

Macario: [swings at Dwyer]

Yeah, he's not even made out of the same materials as a blanket.

Keep calling it "The MLS" please, especially if it annoys people. I mean, holy shit, one guy even brought out the "You wouldn't say "The Major League Soccer won" guns completely oblivious to the fact that, no, no we wouldn't, we would probably only use the article when referring to the acronym (also, this person…

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

"Fuck, the last time I was here I was being paid WAYYY less"

who said anything racist about him? Please link the quote.

Poor Paul Allen:

Paul Allen of KFAN did it better.

Now that's the kind of conspiratorial thinking Pete Carroll could get behind.

Underrated: Malcolm Butler realizing he needed to tackle Kearse on that play.

Yeah, uh, Reggie Bush wasn't back there to push anyone across the goal line for the championship.

No Collinsworth

I live in Spain, and have slowly gained an assembly of people willing to stay up late to watch a game they like but don't understand. People take off work to stay up and watch something that stops all the time and has esoteric rules.

This is so much better to watch with Spanish-speaking commentators. I don't know why, but it's much better than if it were in English.