+1 punch to the gut

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

I’m wearing a Beat It jacket and a Casio digital watch. Does that help?

Toyota won’t give you a Supra this week, but I can. Technically it’s a Celica Supra but that’s better than nothing, yeah?

Less a speed issue and more about the tires basically being plastic because they were way past their prime.

He’s competing in the top level series in a bottom level car.

So he gets pulled over during lap 1, “what you doing round here in such a fancy car, boy?”

I prefer my Corvettes with engines from Mercury Marine and tuning from Lotus, thank you very much.

NADA agrees with you. This dealer overpaid for the car and is now trying to rook someone to make up for it.

It’s almost hilarious how poorly this design has aged, especially on the inside. I don’t know how it passed for anything “luxurious” even when it was new.

I still can’t get over how chintzy post-90s, but pre-bailout, GM interiors look as compared to other cars of the time.

Like this?

should have been exhibit A in the horse people v boat people debate

In all honesty, grown adults should lose total interest in sports, unless they gamble.

The joke