It’s only five hundred bucks, you cheap bastards! Use it for a damn lawn decoration if you don’t want to fix it up right.

Fun fact:

From the BMW vault, here’s Andy Warhol working on the M1 Group 4 racing version Art Car in 1979. I really dig his coveralls.

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We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

Sexual assault of a minor involving a Leak. It is R-Kelly all over again.

This is a weird fucking picture

For some, there is only the Chrysler Crossfire, and no other car will do.

...and every one of those cameraholders said the same “hoooo Shiiiiiit.”

Fwiw, I don’t THINK this toolbox is actually a cop. That wallet thing he’s holding is commonly given out to cops’ family members and contains a miniature version of the cop’s shield.

Pretty stark contrast between the two for sure. Mustang dude is a fucking tool. But here’s what also strikes me: the kind of people that take their kids to a cars and coffee then line the streets to watch the cars leave are almost certainly some level of enthusiast. At this point if you are into cars enough to find…

I guarantee you he was thinking, “It’s OK, I didn’t hit the curb guys”

So that Under Armour shirt guy with a calf tattoo is an off-duty cop? He sure was enthusiastic in entering the scene, and I think I can see him mouthing the words: “I’m a cop!”.

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

World cup of marketing

I owned a SRT-4. I absolutely loved that car, both for its strengths and its rather obvious flaws. As is the case with so many interesting automobiles, the biggest problem is that owning the car gets you associated with the fellow owners.

Also, apparently it has 400hp from what looks to be a stock motor other than an intake?

Assuming it’s an SRT-4, that’s a fair label. I don’t think a base Neon could hit 146, let alone on a public highway.