Serious question: If its fresh fish that's essentially been flash-frozen, could you just chip out a block and take it home for a Herring Fry?

Some of the writers are European, or like to schedule their posts to be at the top of the page when the early birds log on. Of course, a few of the writers are confirmed as The Undead, so they are up anyway, may as well write.

I like to believe that my past often does boil over into the present in an effort to ruin my future.

Costas is still mad they haven't made soapboxing an Olympic event.

Shoveled the snow out of the driveway, only for the snow plow to fly by 5 minutes later and plow in the end of my driveway.

Needs more Doge

The Pug-Vengers Assemble!

thats a sign of bad luck for taiwan

Yeah.. I deliver babies and I basically do the same thing.

Bah! You meatbags keep trying to front but, face it, it's physiologically impossible for greasy porkpies like you to look half as sexy as me:

I just gave out gift cards to my employees...

He also misses Marv and "old lady" at different points.

I was just wondering how the hell it could roast laptops and iOS apps.

If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

A horde of ghosts rolling through a mountain, you say?

THE CONSEQUENCES OF EXTREME PURE BREEDING

It Creeps through the crawly cracks of 3AM. That weird dimension. There are thoughts that can only hatch in the human skull at 3AM. It is always 3AM somewhere. It is happening right now.