A-Rod: {Opens Derek Jeter gift bag} This thing is full of shit!

No offense to any of the good people in Florida, but when is that state going to float off to sea and never bother America again.

The impression I got was that the one guy didn't even have a PS4, he was planning to rob the buyer. Then the buyer didn't actually have the money - he was planning to rob the seller. That's how both got shot - I think.

Or, he's so fucking wasted he didn't see her until he shoulder checked her, then flailed to try to catch her, fell to the ground with her and then ate her pussy.

attacked is the wrong word. looks more like he bumped into her and tried to brace her fall as he pursued an elk penis he intended to eat on a game show in an attempt to acquire more crack money.

Jesus H, Tim. He's destroying buildings and breathing fire now, too?

I will not be satisfied until he eats someone.

Meteorologist Ed Curran asked for any viewers with tornado photographs be sent to his Twitter account. https://twitter.com/TheLoadedOne/s…

On a serious note, those little treadmarks make me think of the Roomba knowing it was dying. Did it attain sentience? Did the only sentient robot in existence just die horribly? We'll never know!

*edit*

truthtellah beat me to the thought.

Wrecking Ball, scandal, sales!

There are (literally) no words.

Ugh, another lifeless Rocky movie.

Again?!

I know the WWE had that feud with the Nuggets over them not relinquishing the arena for a playoff game, but did the Nuggets really have to mock the Owen Hart tragedy? That's a little over the edge if you ask me.

Commenter Dan raised the possibility that the Nelson Mandela quote we had trouble placing is actually a bastardization of a line from Star Trek: The Next Generation in 1988. Tim Burke tracked it down, and well...

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Just win, baby."